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[DLuccia327]

I was bored looking over some of the screwed up emails my friends send me from work when they are bored well heres one my buddy sent me today.

Death by Electrosex
In Antwerp, Belgium, the wife of a businessman is suing a pair of prostitutes because her husband died from heart failure during electric sex.

Apparently the 38 year-old businessman asked for the electric shock treatment during a session with the two hookers, despite the fact he was fully aware of his own weak heart. The three also drank, took drugs and had more conventional sex. But if you ask me, that's the way to go.

The electric sex toy had a label carrying a warning about the potential hazard of using excessive voltage.
The widow's lawyer is claiming that the two women knew their client was unwell when the shocks were administered.

So kids remember when you have sex with prostitutes make sure you sign all wavers

[Lucky 13]

So you mean if little Tommy falls off because I didn't wear rain gear, I can sue the steaming cesspool of a hooker that caused it? Sweet!

[ncff07]

Originally Posted by Lucky 13

So you mean if little Tommy falls off because I didn't wear rain gear, I can sue the steaming cesspool of a hooker that caused it? Sweet!

Now thats an image I DIDNT need!

[Axe52]

Originally Posted by ncff07

Now thats an image I DIDNT need!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wow, i agree, going to go rinse my eyes and head with bleach

[fireball]

Originally Posted by DLuccia327

I was bored looking over some of the screwed up emails my friends send me from work when they are bored well heres one my buddy sent me today.

Death by Electrosex
In Antwerp, Belgium, the wife of a businessman is suing a pair of prostitutes because her husband died from heart failure during electric sex.

Apparently the 38 year-old businessman asked for the electric shock treatment during a session with the two hookers, despite the fact he was fully aware of his own weak heart. The three also drank, took drugs and had more conventional sex. But if you ask me, that's the way to go.

The electric sex toy had a label carrying a warning about the potential hazard of using excessive voltage.
The widow's lawyer is claiming that the two women knew their client was unwell when the shocks were administered.

So kids remember when you have sex with prostitutes make sure you sign all wavers

sorry but that makes me laugh,that is so crazy.

[utfd701]

Originally Posted by DLuccia327

I was bored looking over some of the screwed up emails my friends send me from work when they are bored well heres one my buddy sent me today.

Death by Electrosex
In Antwerp, Belgium, the wife of a businessman is suing a pair of prostitutes because her husband died from heart failure during electric sex.

Apparently the 38 year-old businessman asked for the electric shock treatment during a session with the two hookers, despite the fact he was fully aware of his own weak heart. The three also drank, took drugs and had more conventional sex. But if you ask me, that's the way to go.

The electric sex toy had a label carrying a warning about the potential hazard of using excessive voltage.
The widow's lawyer is claiming that the two women knew their client was unwell when the shocks were administered.

So kids remember when you have sex with prostitutes make sure you sign all wavers

Exactly why I strongly believe in in-line fuses.

[LdrClmr]

Tom...what can I say.....oh I know.....RALLLLLLLLLLLPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DragonSlayerEMS]

Now thats funny right there!!

[94onair]

HAHA that was funny. I guess his experiance was shockingly good hahaha